Meanwhile all Aaron Wall could think about was rankings! Just what we need вЂ“ something to waste MORE time online. Seth Godin has only ever used his Twitter account to tweet links to his blog, so this should come as no surprise: I wish I could say I felt guilty about itвЂ¦Дanny Sullivan was very busy his first week on Twitter вЂ“ or just sleeping a lot, itвЂ™s unclear: Geraldine & I are in Astoria вЂ“ following the Goonies trail & skipping Gnomedex. Rand FishkinвЂ™s first tweet was about writing a presentation for SMX (snooze), but props for working a Goonies reference into the second: UPDATE: Matt Cutts informs me that his first few tweets were part of an April Fools joke Danny Sullivan set up a fake Twitter account for him. HereвЂ™s a man who knows that all the Internet really cares about is cats. Just for fun, I checked out first tweets from a few of the most followed accounts in search marketing. Best and Worst First Tweets: Search Marketing Edition He appears to have seen the error of his ways and deleted this tweet. Love ya Kanye but thatвЂ™s not how you spell Silicon Valley (unless heвЂ™s making a witty pun about somebodyвЂ™s cleavage?):

Oh Tyra! TellinвЂ™ it like it is, just like on ANTM ( yвЂ™all KNOW I watch that show):Д«een sitting here for 30 minutes trying to figure out a clever first tweet. In Vegas at the Hard Rock with my PrinceвЂ¦ Paris HiltonвЂ™s first tweet was definitely вЂњon brandвЂќ вЂ¦ but only got 2 favorites and 4 retweets?! Where were the fans? Im super new to this twitter shit but wudup tho !вЂ¦вЂ¦вЂ¦.follow me biotВўhвЂ¦вЂ¦вЂ¦.wudup makвЂ¦вЂ¦happy bday LOвЂ¦вЂ¦8 days of freedom.ym Lil WayneвЂ™s first tweet was a little bit NSFW: I was FINALLY convinced to get on Twitter! Follow me guys!ДЄ picture icon will come when I get to a computer!Д®minemвЂ™s first tweets are creeping me out: Nicki MinajвЂ™s first tweet was pretty generic вЂ¦ I have officially entered the 20th century. PinkвЂ™s first tweet was actually funny! And only got 42 favorites, for shame. Or tweet? Twit? Or tweet? вЂњTwit or tweet everybody.вЂќ Is this anything? I expected better from Ellen DeGeneres, but at least she didnвЂ™t say вЂњIs this thing onвЂќ: Welcome to Britney SpearsвЂ™ Twitter! Follow the latest in Britney news and get updates straight from Britney and her entourage.

BritneyвЂ™s team didnвЂ™t get the memo that celebrity tweets are supposed to be in the first person: But at least Gaga typed that tweet in herself. She didnвЂ™t quite grasp the 140-character limit yet, bless her heart. IвЂ™m in Miami right now, just had a crazy week/ day preparing for winter music confe вЂ¦

Hello my filthy, fabulous, dirty rich, fame lovers. Here are the first tweets that made me smile/laugh/cry:ДЇirst up, Lady Gaga вЂ“ she starts off great, but вЂ¦ I looked at the first tweets from everyone on the Top 100 most followed list, and let me tell you, the rich and famous can be pretty boring. Best and Worst First Tweets: Celebrity Edition Now for a little palate cleanser вЂ¦ some famous first tweets. Note that there used to be a few other third-party tools that helped you search your old tweets but most of them have been shut down.

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